Dear Helicobacter Pylori,
Due to your long term unannounced visit, I would like to express my frustration by writing this letter to you. I have no other way. Maybe you will get angry, but you know what, I will just not care.
You have entered my body without even asking me. I just don't like your style. If it was only for a few days, I wouldn't have cared so much, but this has been a long time!
You sneeked into the stomach somehow, escaping from its deadly acidic surrounding by digging yourself a way in the mucus lining of the stomach, being all nice and cosy, where nobody can get you. You smart guy. But not smart enough!
Guess what!!! You were on candid camera!!! But don't you start liking your fame. We found where you have been hiding out and we're so going to get rid of you. Start counting your days dude.
I've had enough of you giving me problems of all kinds.
I sincerly hope to get rid of you soon and do not want to wish you all the best.
Safe travels back to where you came from,
Your unwanted host,
The Body
1 comment:
You are so right to make things clear to your helicopter and to let him know what you think. He should look out for people who might need a bit of time to think about their really bad character ...
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